Headphones On

Ok not really BUT every day I walk past this little bicycle and do a double take. I swear this little pink Schwinn was my main means of transportation to and from the park when I was 9. This is... my EXACT bike in size, make, color, the whole deal¹. Someone (and I have yet to see who) rides this tiny little bicycle to/from the law school near my office. I can't figure out who could possibly navigate Chicago's city streets in this tiny little thing without being run over by about 3 buses because they were too small to notice in the bike lane. One of these days I'm going to sit outside the law school and lay in wait to find out².

¹It's not completely out of the realm of possibility that this really IS my bicycle. I do believe my parents sold it back to the Schwinn shop near by house.
²And by "find out" I mean if they also have the little lavender ten-speed that replaced this bike or if there's a child version of me going to law school.

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