Headphones On

1. Sonicare Toothbrushes might be the most awesome invention in my bathroom. Seriously. I am addicted. After traveling to LA with said toothbrushes to have my friends go "Whaaa" I am even more sold. It makes my teeth feel like I have just been to the dentist. Going to the dentist TWICE A DAY! Nothing seems more magical. I might be the only person alive who does not hate the entire field of dentistry. After hearing from dentist after dentist "Your teeth are perfect" I have perfected the art of going to the dentist. If something on me must be perfect, teeth is not a bad way to go. Slightly less obvious than some things but good for the future I must think.
2. I sat on the train tonight headed home and a blind man got on and sat directly in front of me. While I do have a passing interest in how blind people go about their day this was not the feature of said blind man that fascinated me¹. Oh no, it was his near perfect impression of a muppet. Not in a small fuzzy kind of way but in an exaggerated frown kind of thing. It made me wonder, if one doesn't ever see facial expressions, does someone not understand that a frown of that magnitude makes people wonder about your character? I do not expect the world around me to reflect a perfect pop song with constant smiles but I have never seen a living person with such an exaggerated frown. He reminded me of Sam The Eagle.
3. It might have been in poor taste today to ask the owner of the company I work for whether my client was hiring so I didn't need to pretend to work for him anymore. I may not have stated it exactly like that, but it probably wasn't too far off judging by the look on his face².

¹ Nor was it his reading of some legal document 2" from his left eye with a lighted magnifying glass making me "Whaaaa?" when he couldn't tell which side of the paper was up without feeling for the corner with the staple in it.
² Although by even saying the word "muppet" I have just guaranteed a comment from Heather and this excites me.

Buy some: Sprites, no really, go buy something from Jason so he can continue to good fight of Damn it, you can't keep calling your band Barcelona, we already existed and have called it quits.