The sneeze of impending death
I have been sneezing all morning. I'm rather congested too so I *really* hope I'm not getting sick. To combat the oncoming sicky-dom I picked up a Naked Juice on my way to work. After I drank 3/4 of the orange goodness I saw a lil laser imprint on the bottle. "Enjoy by Jun 11". Um... am I gonna die now from expired orange juice? It's not just a "sell by" date... it's an "enjoy by" date. Ugggga. Is that feeling in the pit of my stomach psychosomatic or legitimate?
If I get sick in the next 24 hours, let it be known to all the good people that read this (all two of you?) that I drank one "Naked Juice Just O-J" at approximately 9:30 AM today. The bottle was lot number 051F05128A (or rather I assume that's what the # is underneath the "Enjoy By" date). It was purchased for $2.49 from Presidential Market (555 W Monroe) in Presidential Towers. You will find the partially consumed bottle (for testing purposes eh?) sitting on my desk at work near the chalk outline drawn onto the hard wood floors.