Ooooooh Look! Scientologists!
Ooooh you stupid doofus! The word doofus exists purely for the description of the dumb fool Di and i saw rear end a cop car last night. The funniest bit is that the stupid ass was probably doing the same thing we were which was screeching "ooooh look... Scientologists!" as a random gang of Scientologists had taken over the sidewalk in front of the Lincoln Ave "Center For Scientology". (It should be noted they looked especially new-agey-weirdo-creepy with all those khakis they were wearing and suitcases they were holding.) Bonus points to me for having my foot on the break at a red light though. Doofus however must have forgotten that part cos as soon as the word "Scientologist" had come out of my mouth we immediately hear a "THUNK" and look forward to see the now attached rear end of Doofus' Hyundai and random Chicago Cop's bumper. After dropping Di off I drove back past on my way home and found this doofus surrounded by four CPD squad cars with his head in his hands just shaking to and fro with the obvious expression of "what have i done... what have i done". The lights were bouncing their wonderful red and blue beams about the surrounding buildings and a gaggle (yes an entire gaggle) of Chicago cops were pacing about with flashlights throwing very serious do-you-know-what-you've-done looks to poor Doofus.
The rest of the evening, although funny (like when i knocked over a very LOUD metal bookend thing full of endless supplies of menus and things onto the tile floor of the restaurant making a huge clatter and turning every head in our direction)... pales in insignificance.